Thank you for agreeing to take the Pre-Employment Assessment Test. Please answer all questions as truthfully as you can.

mpregcraig

QUESTION 1: Your wife, the mother of your children, is drowning. You have a life preserver. However, a customer requires your assistance. What do you do?

QUESTION 2: A man has been caught stealing from the company and he is currently awaiting execution. You are the executioner. Do you pull the trigger?

QUESTION 3: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I have clinical depression.

- I’m ready to be productive!

QUESTION 4: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I try to do things to the best of ability.

- I am willing to bleed for you.

QUESTION 5: Are you afraid to die?

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madrantings

liberals be like: who wants to get evicted at gun point because your poor, but by a good cop!!!

queeranarchism

Our Pink Cops will evict you at gunpoint, but they’ll be LGBT-friendly about it!

bien-cansada

A cop, pinning me to the wall and dislocating my shoulder: WHAT ARE YOUR PRONOUNS WHAT ARE YOUR PROUNOUNS

budas-wagon-deactivated

Lmao, yall joke, but when I got arrested and ziptied being lead to the paddywagon the cop was askin info on the way and he’s like: “what’re uh…yer pronouns and all..”

And I was like “wait what…..why do you need that?” Nd he’s like “errr uh we have to ask.”

So many people never ask and just assume, so I almost fell for the trick, I really was like almost giddy about being asked completely forgetting where I was, but then I had to jump back into the closet cuz i realized it didn’t seem right, so I said “uh……he”.

I found out later that other GNC people who gave their true pronouns were all placed in isolation and subjected to worse treatment than the rest of us, including assault.

Liberals are our enemy too.

madrantings

yuuuuuuuup! I was asked my pronouns when arrested too and same deal trans prisoners are put in solitary so fuck that shit!

budas-wagon-deactivated

😡A BIG ANGRY😠

ayellowbirds

keeping these tags because they’re damn true: #unless you are in an explicitly safe and queer-friendly place ALWAYS assume being asked for ur pronouns is a trap #bc it. always. is.

Source: madrantings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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Thank you for agreeing to take the Pre-Employment Assessment Test. Please answer all questions as truthfully as you can.

Liberals are our enemy too.

😡A BIG ANGRY😠